therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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