your room smells of hookers.
And success
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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