idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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