If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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