I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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