Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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