can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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