i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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