So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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