from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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