Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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