p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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