I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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