Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
