you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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