Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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