I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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