MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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