For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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