Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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