we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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