i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
if only i could text you this smell
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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