he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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