why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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