Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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