So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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