I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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they're like a gay fantastic four
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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