Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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