Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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