a queef is a wish your heart makes.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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