i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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