theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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