marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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