so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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