i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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