Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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