member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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