If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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