I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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