I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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