just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Randomize
