I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
When are your genitals available?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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