she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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