it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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