Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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