i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Come share oat with me in your robe
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