We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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