is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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