Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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