you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I need a beard to bite.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
