OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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