she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
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Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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