I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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