see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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