i don't plan on having that self control this summer
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
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